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The Dentist 2 - Ok it is May 18, 1999 and we all know what review you have been waiting for! Forget about
Star Wars Episode 1!!! Damn the Dentist 2 is all that and more...yeah whatever! Don't watch this unless you
have seen the original. You won't appreciate it how crappy it really is :) The movie starts off with the killer
dentist from the first film inside a looney bin. He escapes(of course) and drives off to a small town. When he is
there his tooth cap falls out and of course he then needs to see a dentist to get it fixed. While he is waiting for his
appointment he finds a dental gown and throws it on. He starts having dreams about him being a dentist again
and actually tries to wait on a patient while he is waiting. The real dentist finds him and gets after him for
messing with his patient. When it comes time for him to get his cap fill back in he gives the dentist(not the killer
one) a hard time and tells him he doesn't know what he is doing. His cap ends up falling out so he goes back
and kills the dentist by scaring him and making him fall down some stairs. Ok so now that the ONLY dentist in
town is dead they are in desparate need for a new one. The killer dentist decides to take over the job after he
successfully fixes a friend's tooth! He then runs outside and shouts "I did it! I'm a dentist! The best dentist there
ever was!"...good line... Oscar material! Alright so the dentist is back in the office and ready to kill! One of his
first victims was none other then Clint Howard(Ice Cream Man)...God this guy has appeared in more cheesy
movies then Shaq! Oh and of course the Dentist has a love interest again in this movie. She has a good friend
who claims that he loves her so the Dentist is wild with jealousy! The Dentist ends up killing him with an axe!
Yeah and axe...no dental tools! In the end the Dentist's wife from the first movie shows up and tried to kill
him...she tracked him down after he escaped the looney bin. She ends up getting knocked out by the Dentist's
new love interest by mistake. The Dentist then tries to attack his new girl friend but she starts shooting him with
a nail gun! All of a sudden a whole bunch of people come over to throw the Dentist a welcome party and he
walks through the crowd with nails all over his body. He then takes off in his truck laughing at the pain from the
nails and the movie ends! Sounds good eh? Fight the power everyone! Watch the Dentist 2 instead of Star Wars Episode 1 :)
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